Why can’t #MetroTrains offer all delayed passengers a @DeathWishCoffee? There is too much blood in my caffeine stream!
Some guy just pulled the emergency door release because of the #MetroTrains delays… How long till this is fixed
PHP Error of the day: Allowed memory size of 128Mb exhausted (tried to allocate 127 terabytes)…
Just signed up for @Foxtel purely because I want to watch the @FIAformulaE races… Hope it’s worth it!
… And today there was a bronie in the lift… It was disturbing
It’s colder in the train than outside! Must be a penguin driving. @metrotrains can you confirm this, or correct my Antarctic animal choice?
RT Symfony @symfony: Australia, Melbourne – August 26, 2014 – Digital Poets Society – Symfony2 Meetup http://t.co/aIhnLbv9el
Where can I get a cool #geek or #php related #coffee mug in #melbourne tomorrow morning? I need to test out the new coffee machine at work.
RT prizefighter @prizefighter247: @fractallogic1 @stephenfry @philosophy_muse Hey don’t fuck with Mr Tickle, that dude is vengeful in ways that put the other two to shame.
Thanks to Fat32Formatter (http://t.co/Sr1zPcv98S) for allowing me to use my @WesternDigital Elements with my @Hisense_Aust Vision TV